the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
"Dude. Are you actually trying to sing or do you just want to steal my scarf and drive me away?"
Happy Christmas everyone! Here’s some silly Davekat for a certain someone. ♥
how to make a popular text post:
- dont add grammar
- make sure to add loads of exclamation and question marks!!!!!!!!?????
- talk in lower case then gO INTO CAPITALS
- talk about things tumblr really likes (butts)
THERE YOU GO
my cute little brother
make a wish!
um no I can’t move a tiny little animal is sleeping on my lap